May 2013
petparent:
poopflow:
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
dippingswordsinmetaphors:
you know when you listen to a song a whole bunch of times and there is that one line that you never understand and then one day heaven above opens and shines the light and you finally know the words and it’s like an epiphany
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“I knew it wasn’t too important but it made me sad anyway.”
– J.D. Salinger (via quirky-fairy)
claydols:
im trying to be more positive *sheds electrons and becomes highly unstable*
I have a lot of clothes but I only wear like 5% of it and it looks like I have none and I refuse to wear the other 95% because I look ugly in them
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
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leonmcgann:
i don’t wanna go to parties, i just wanna be invited to them
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
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I’m constantly torn between the ‘be kind to everyone’ and the ‘fuck everyone you owe them nothing’ mentalities
radsturbate:
*reblogs post before i finish reading it* wait shit i don’t agree with that
jesuschristvevo:
brushing your teeth at night is a difficult thing to do because its like a semipermanent decision once you brush your teeth thats it you cant eat for the rest of the night and i just never know if im willing to make that commitment
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“Stay close to anything that makes you glad you are alive.”
– Hafiz (via perfect)
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